Wednesday, September 23, 2009

A Bold Strategy

SOLDIER: Captain, do you really expect us to go into battle without any weapons?

CAPTAIN: Yes, I think we can handle it.  And also the enemy will never see it coming.  They will be stunned that we have no weapons of any kind while they have a vast stockpile of weapons.  That's when we start punching and kicking.

SOLDIER: I just think that it seems a bit risky if they have a lot of guns and we have no guns.

CAPTAIN: (pounding the table) Risk is our business, dammit!

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