WAITER: Is there anything else I can get you, sir?
MAN: What are your desserts?
WAITER: We have blueberry cheesecake, chocolate volcano, monster pie, apple…
MAN: Whoa, whoa. How’s the monster pie?
WAITER: It’s delicious!
MAN: There aren’t any monsters in it, are there?
WAITER: Well, there are some monsters, yes.
MAN: Yikes. Are they scary?
WAITER: Yes, they can be scary.
MAN: Are the monsters still alive!!??
WAITER: Yes, and many of them are quite angry that they’re in a pie.
MAN: Hmmm…and the other monsters?
WAITER: The others are mostly just confused.
MAN: Can I get it without the monsters?
WAITER: Not really. It’s monster pie.
MAN: Okay. Well, give me a slice but tell the chef to go easy on the monsters.
WAITER: (writing) Suuuurre. (walks away, shaking head)
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
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I hate it when you commit a faux-pas at a restaurant, and the server's all, "okaaaaaaaaay", like when I wanted an americano with milk... the girl's like, "you know it's an americano, right?" It just so happens that I did.
So it's like exactly the same thing. I was like, "man," I feel your pain. I wouldn't know how to order monster pie either.
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