Coconut Scream

WAITER: Is there anything else I can get you, sir?

MAN: What are your desserts?

WAITER: We have blueberry cheesecake, chocolate volcano, monster pie, apple…

MAN: Whoa, whoa. How’s the monster pie?

WAITER: It’s delicious!

MAN: There aren’t any monsters in it, are there?

WAITER: Well, there are some monsters, yes.

MAN: Yikes. Are they scary?

WAITER: Yes, they can be scary.

MAN: Are the monsters still alive!!??

WAITER: Yes, and many of them are quite angry that they’re in a pie.

MAN: Hmmm…and the other monsters?

WAITER: The others are mostly just confused.

MAN: Can I get it without the monsters?

WAITER: Not really. It’s monster pie.

MAN: Okay. Well, give me a slice but tell the chef to go easy on the monsters.

WAITER: (writing) Suuuurre. (walks away, shaking head)