My Ambitions

I think that it is important to have your dreams.  My dream is finally going back to university to finish my undergraduate degree in Biophysics.  On graduation day, my parents will watch with admiration as I pick up my diploma from the Dean whose hand I will shake firmly and politely.  I will think, this is a moment that I will keep with me for the rest of my life.  But then I will look down and be horrified because I forgot my pants.  Where are my pants!!!??  I have that dream almost every night.  The scary part, though, is when I wake up from this dream and I look down and I'm STILL not wearing pants.  What the???